Joke Of The Day...

I was rather worried about my cousin on his first day of school.. Don't know how he'll cope. So when I got home I immediately went to take a look at him, played with him (as usual)..

I asked him:

Me: "弟弟, school 好玩吗? 有没有friends?"
He: "好玩，有很多friends!"

I was like okay... Then here comes the best part. His sis told me yesterday the maid told him "I talk to you I can die."

And you know how he answered her? Will faint man..

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He asked her back "Then where is your die box?"

And you know what he meant by the "die box"?

It's the coffin lor!!!!!!

Wahahahhaha.... Peng. What else can you say? I was laughing and laughing till I teared...

For your info, that boy is only 3 yrs 10 mths old. And he speaks like ..... I just don't know how to describe. My auntie just said "There's a round round moon tonight". He replied her "What round moon? That's not a round moon, it's a full moon." Kaoz... Faint.... Faint.. And Those were EXACTLY the words he say okay, I didn't edit anything..

Kids nowadays.... Goodness....